Cats versus dogs

Why are dogs better than cats? Shall we prove it 'a priori' today?

1) Ever try to walk a cat?
2) Ever clean a litter pan? (Sure you might have to scoop up the dog shit, but you scoop cat shit as well, but you never have to change it simply on the account of urination as they piss outdoors.)
3) Ever see a cat give unconditional affection? (More like, it's only on their terms. They are to be a pet, not a slave owner.)
4) Ever hear the phrase, "Curiosity killed the dog."? Of course not, they're not as stupid as cats are.
5) Ever hear someone say, "A cat is man's best friend."? Of course not, see point #3.
6) Ever see a dog leave a hairball in your bed? Of course not. Now a cat on the other hand...
7) Ever take a cat on a vacation trip? Most cats hate to ride in a car as they equate it with a trip to the veternarian. Now a dog will usually be willing to ride in a car.
8) Shall I continue?

Cats are good for one thing and one thing only: target practice on a moving target.

Quite frankly, all cats should be sterilized so within 15-20 years, they'll all die off.

Fair warning to any person stupid enough to try to defend a cat as being "equal" to a dog or even more stupid and claim that a cat is "superior" to a dog:

If you think a cat is a dog's equal or superior, you clearly are one of the following:

a) retarded,
b) mentally insane,
c) delusional,
d) on heavy prescription medications,
e) on illegal narcotics, OR most likely
f) all of the above.

So, before anyone try to defend a cat, please give us full disclosure as to which one(s) of the aforementioned categories you fall under.

Thank you.